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ujwal dsilva: Indefinite Definitions.
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper... moreIndefinite Definitions.
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
... and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
Nikky Pavan
U konw waht is rael frndship
Exmpl:just c tihs msg
Evry splleing of tihs msg is wrnog
But sitll yuo can raed it withuot ayn mitsak tis is firens