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Manish Satapathy
- 1 posts
January 17, 2014 12:39 PM IST

Every one will share their jokes...wat they have got..winner will be chosen by me..
boss 664
- 100 posts
January 31, 2014 8:55 PM IST

Husband was busy watching cricket. Wife Came in a New Dress & Askd Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?Husband Clapped n Shouted
''CHHAKKA" .... His funeral is at 8 am tomorrow. Pls attend
This post was edited by boss 664 at February 2, 2014 7:55 PM IST
Laddu
- 47 posts
February 2, 2014 7:33 PM IST

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook!!
boss 664
- 100 posts
February 2, 2014 7:58 PM IST

Ladki:-Dr. mere boyfrnd
ko andar bula Lijye please.
Dr:- Bharosa rakhiye mei sharif
admi hu.
Girl:-Nahi Dr. Apki nurse bahar akeli hai or us ladke pe mujhey bilkul bharosa nahi.
piyali gupta
- 2 posts
February 11, 2014 5:26 PM IST

A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant.

The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."

The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.

"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.

"Exactly," replied the instructor.

To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."
krish don
- 10 posts
February 13, 2014 12:21 PM IST

A teacher instructed all students in a classroom to write an essay about cricket match.

All were busy writing the same except KRISH DON.

KRISH DON only wrot, "No match, due to rains!"
krish don
- 10 posts
February 13, 2014 12:23 PM IST

Boy: I want to tell you something.

Girl: It's not good to talk while eating (After eating)

Girl: Now tell me.

Boy: There was a cockroach in your food.
sas tarafdar
- 10 posts
March 9, 2014 4:05 PM IST

great
syed julfikar ali
- 21 posts
April 5, 2014 10:14 AM IST

[blockquote]boss 664 said: Ladki:-Dr. mere boyfrnd ko andar bula Lijye please. Dr:- Bharosa rakhiye mei sharif admi hu. Girl:-Nahi Dr. Apki nurse bahar akeli hai or us ladke pe mujhey bilkul bharosa nahi.[/blockquote]
Sindhura Amathi
- 15 posts
April 5, 2014 10:22 PM IST

GOOD JOKES
Rahul Debnath
- 45 posts
April 30, 2014 3:57 AM IST

nyc

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